Ever Met A Sex Addict?

[Alex]

i was just thinking of Pulp fiction with him being that lucky with having been not hit, how in the world does that even happen outside of the movies?

anyways, i do worry that if i do find someone cause i haven't gotten any for so long that i will become an addict to it. as for my writing i haven't written anything in a couple weeks at least but i did post some stuff on here awhile ago.  i'm not sure when though i would need to look again but it was i think in April i am guessing in fact i found a poem i had written 20 years ago just the other night.


anyways, man those people are just messed up

You can unload a full clip from the worlds most popular assault rifle on automatic at a large white van at 30 feet and not hit once. Pistols are designed for a very short range use (and people who think its cool to fire a gun holding it sideways can find a case will jam the gun). Plus even if you really, really want to it is hard to kill someone. Most people (and I mean 99% of the population) are just not capable of doing it and will aim to miss. If you can't see your target (such as with artillery or dropping a bomb), it gets easier. With training and indoctrination, you can get kill rates up to 14-16%, but that causes all sorts of other issues afterwards.

[Rev. Powell]

The movie SHAME (2011) was about a sex addict. It was supposed to show how awful his life was. Most critics loved it but I couldn't buy it; I was envying the guy's stamina.

I am constantly getting emails from female sex addicts in my city wanting to meet me for a night of passion, so I know there's a ton of them out there.

[Trevor]

I am constantly getting emails from female sex addicts in my city wanting to meet me for a night of passion, so I know there's a ton of them out there.

Please give them my email address 

[pennywise37]

i dunno a thing about guns as i cannot stand them,  i liked them as a kid than as i got older and understood what they do more i stopped liking them outside of movies. i lost interest in them pretty much, i know guns don't go off by themselves or anything like that and i do agree that most people don't want to kill anyone.

but i do think to quote Criminal minds lol that we all have something in us that if we are pushed far enough can go over the edge. but that is interesting that would do that if you hold a gun sideways it looks pretty cool in movies and tv but i can see that happening in real life on what you said.

anyways a friend of mine who's like a brother to me years ago said to me i want to beat Gene Simmon's record on how many women i've fux... and i said dude you will NEVER reach that and beat him he's famous as hell and he's had women throw themselves at him because he's famous he's even done threesome's  with a mother and daughter i remember Gene talking about that years ago.

that's just plain nasty though. he did listen and stopped trying i dunno his actual number but he's got a family now so he's stopped trying, anyways

there's a woman i know that is 28 and still a virgin and yeah i've tried lol anyways, she said to me when i do it i want it to last 10 minutes i told her we all want that but that doesn't mean it will happen.

[ER]

Blah, you have sex with a virgin and you'll live forever in that person's mind. Is that really such a good thing? lol Play tennis with someone who's experienced at the game.

Funny, I once had an almost identical conversation with two men, almost a decade apart, a thousand miles away from where I'd talked to the other, one up here and one in Austin, neither of the men had met, and it was total deja-vu because the conversation unspooled almost word-for-word the same, as each pondered where all the female virgins suddenly go, is it like 10% of men get 90% of virgins, because it seems like they'd be evenly distributed a little better but each was saying they'd never been with one (though ironically later each would) and their friends said the same, and I could tell this was a topic of deep male bonding and consternation discussed at many a beer-crushing session late at night.

It kind of is a funny phenomenon and I can't exactly answer it.

[Alex]

I'll let the lyrics do the talking here.

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[LilCerberus]

ADHD
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[ER]

I'll let the lyrics do the talking here.

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Hmmm, I must admit I am no closer to enlightenment but then again as soon as it showed horses my brain pulled back into its shell.

[Alex]

The line "Don't you want to ride them Educated Horses' refers to having sex with someone who is experienced and knows what they are doing.

[ER]

Ah. Gotcha. But hopefully not a broken-down nag, lol.

[pennywise37]

i'm not someone who seeks out virgins but than i've never had one either but one i wouldn't mind lol. it's not just guys that want to go out and seek virgins but women do it as well. both genders do, what i find really funny is you have certain women who have the experience and you'd think they'd be great in bed because of their experience than they are lousy in bed and no doubt it can go the same way for women to no doubt.

it just makes me laugh that's all

[Rev. Powell]

I've never been with a virgin but I have been a girl's second guy and yeah, it would have been better if I was at least her third. Never really attracted to the idea of virgins, not that it's much of a realistic option at my age, lol.

[ER]

I have been a girl's second

You've been involved in dueling, Rev? 

[Alex]

I've been with a couple of virgins, but it was nothing I had ever sought, and it happened surprisingly late on in life. I did my best to make things special for them, but I'd rather have a woman who knows what she wants. Never understood the whole wanting to marry a woman who was a virgin when they met thing. Pretty sure everyone was a virgin at one point after all.

[The Burgomaster]

Yeah, my right hand!