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Started by Patient7, March 13, 2008, 03:09:10 PM

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raj

#30
March 26, 2008, 12:37:40 PM
OK, what do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic?  Someone who doubts the existence of dog.

RCMerchant

#31
March 28, 2008, 06:38:03 AM
THATS FUNNY!  :thumbup:

If women with big ta-ta's work at Hooters...where do one-legged women work?

IHOP!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Allhallowsday

#32
March 28, 2008, 12:19:26 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 28, 2008, 06:38:03 AM
THATS FUNNY!  :thumbup:
If women with big ta-ta's work at Hooters...where do one-legged women work?
IHOP!
And what's the lady manager's name?  "Eileen." 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door?  "Matt." 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?  "Bob" 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?  "Art." 
What do y'call a guy with no arms or legs in a hottub?  "Stew..." (I made up that one!)   :teddyr: 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Patient7

#33
March 28, 2008, 06:31:41 PM
Okay, the surge of replies led me to bring this thread back to life, but I'm leaving one week for another good flow or else.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

indianasmith

#34
March 28, 2008, 07:00:43 PM
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hanging on a fence?


Barb!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

BTM

#35
March 28, 2008, 11:03:14 PM

How about some cats?












Karma, first person who gets the reference in that last one... ;)

"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

AndyC

#36
March 28, 2008, 11:52:02 PM
Juggernaut!
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Patient7

#37
March 29, 2008, 11:33:34 PM
No, I think it's Magneto, he's the only one who calles Proffesor X, Charles.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

BTM

#38
March 29, 2008, 11:48:12 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on March 29, 2008, 11:33:34 PM
No, I think it's Magneto, he's the only one who calles Proffesor X, Charles.

I'll have to give it to AndyC, although you're right, Magneto does call him Charles, but I think the pic's a reference to the (in)famous "I'm the Juggernaut b***h!" movie.

For the uninitiated, basically, two guys took an episode of the X-Men and did their voice overs, giving the characters stereotypical "jive" accents.

You can watch it here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Susan

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March 30, 2008, 01:05:15 PM Last Edit: March 30, 2008, 01:07:25 PM by Susan

redsneaker

#40
April 01, 2008, 09:27:33 PM
Here is a picture I made of a guy at work.
"Strange and unexplained events are occuring."

redsneaker

#41
April 01, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
Here is another picture from work. Look closely .. There is an older guy I work with and sometimes he isn't very aware of his surroundings. Someone had closed the (glass) door to the room he had just come from... This is the imprint of his face .. HAHAHAHAHAHHA.. He was ok... after a day or two.
"Strange and unexplained events are occuring."

redsneaker

#42
April 01, 2008, 09:38:57 PM
And here is just a dumb vid I made of the same guy that walked into the glass door..... I know... I am a dork.
http://media.putfile.com/JimBobBoogie
"Strange and unexplained events are occuring."
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