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Started by Saucerman, January 05, 2009, 02:48:16 PM

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Saucerman

January 05, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
I was flipping channels today, and stumbled across this monstrosity on Bravo. 

I can't look away.

I feel like I'm watching some sort of heinous sexploitation/social hygiene film.  A handful of surgically-misshapen women who are tanning until they look like the handbags they clutch, spray-tanning, guzzling Corona (and there's no word for it besides guzzling), groping each other, talking s**t about each other, spending thousands of dollars at a time on a half-dozen shirts without batting an eye...I almost can't believe that these are actual human beings. 

I need a shower after this. 

Doggett

#1
January 06, 2009, 10:52:06 AM
You won't be able to wash of the shame...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Frogger

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January 06, 2009, 07:05:49 PM
Quick shower in petrol its the only way to burn off the shame!

These shows are quite disturbing and they are cheap to make so expect many more of them.
"We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."Mao. "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." Ernesto Che Guevara. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Lenin. "Religion is the opium of the masses." Marx.

Doggett

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January 06, 2009, 07:08:44 PM
Quote from: MrPassmore on January 06, 2009, 07:05:49 PM
Quick shower in petrol its the only way to burn off the shame!

These shows are quite disturbing and they are cheap to make so expect many more of them.

Very good, Mr. P.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

lester1/2jr

#4
January 07, 2009, 12:22:25 PM
there is one woman with this enormous rack who i can't stand.  she is just so pleased with herself and entitled

Frogger

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January 08, 2009, 04:24:54 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on January 07, 2009, 12:22:25 PM
there is one woman with this enormous rack who i can't stand.  she is just so pleased with herself and entitled

I think its worse when its about off spring of those people.

"Can I have $100 for a taxi?"

These people make me sick.
"We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."Mao. "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." Ernesto Che Guevara. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Lenin. "Religion is the opium of the masses." Marx.

Saucerman

#6
January 08, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Agreed.  In the episode I was watching, one crotch-goblin was celebrating her 16th birthday and throwing repeated tantrums about not getting the car she wanted. 

Frogger

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January 08, 2009, 07:53:08 AM
Quote from: Saucerman on January 08, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Agreed.  In the episode I was watching, one crotch-goblin was celebrating her 16th birthday and throwing repeated tantrums about not getting the car she wanted. 

What a wonderful society we live in..... Saying that its kids like that which are the true victims and of course all the thousands dying in poverty each day.
"We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."Mao. "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." Ernesto Che Guevara. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Lenin. "Religion is the opium of the masses." Marx.

lester1/2jr

#8
January 08, 2009, 11:06:03 AM
between 2000 and 2007 the government maqssively inflated the money supply to feed the housing boom.  these shows are a reflection of that and , prediction, newer shoes will be coming featuring people with much lower standards of living

CheezeFlixz

#9
January 10, 2009, 10:41:49 AM
I've never seen the show. I know one trophy wife and sometimes when I see her and she's being snobby I ask her "What's new? Tits, ass, face?" Generally keeps her away from me which is what I want.

Doggett

#10
January 10, 2009, 10:44:47 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on January 10, 2009, 10:41:49 AM
I've never seen the show. I know one trophy wife and sometimes when I see her and she's being snobby I ask her "What's new? Tits, ass, face?" Generally keeps her away from me which is what I want.

Bravo, good man. :bouncegiggle:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Magnus

#11
January 12, 2009, 11:18:34 PM
I have generally tried to avoid that show.  It seems so disturbing on so many levels. 

Frogger

#12
January 21, 2009, 07:08:05 PM
Quote from: Magnus on January 12, 2009, 11:18:34 PM
I have generally tried to avoid that show.  It seems so disturbing on so many levels. 

Correction it is disturbing on many levels.  :cheers:
"We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."Mao. "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." Ernesto Che Guevara. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Lenin. "Religion is the opium of the masses." Marx.

Shadow

#13
January 23, 2009, 10:24:50 PM
My wife loves to turn this show on as we are going to bed. I think it's her revenge for all the times I made her watch zombie and/or Godzilla movies at bedtime.
Shadow
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