Planet Of The Vampires

Mr. DS · April 28, 2008, 08:14:46 PM

From an upcoming review I have of Planet Of The Vampires

"One foot of rain they said, I'm going to f*cking kill that weatherman if I get my hands on him."

TheDope · April 28, 2008, 09:04:35 PM

I &^%$'n HATE safe sex!!

or

Hey ladies; I am sanitized for your protection.

AnubisVonMojo · April 28, 2008, 09:04:59 PM

Looks like Superman's been tossing around those stupid cellophane 'S' shields again...

Jack · April 29, 2008, 07:56:14 AM

Damn Saran Wrap! I just wanted to keep my sandwich fresh, and now look at this sh!t!

Flangepart · April 29, 2008, 10:08:07 AM

Preserving the undead was never easier then with Reynolds new 'Full size body bags'.

AndyC · April 29, 2008, 11:48:13 AM

Quote from: Jack on April 29, 2008, 07:56:14 AM
Damn Saran Wrap! I just wanted to keep my sandwich fresh, and now look at this sh!t!

Karma

AndyC · April 29, 2008, 12:03:23 PM

Famous last words:
"OK, now we just need to tie these around our necks and we'll be safe from the gas."

akiratubo · April 29, 2008, 08:45:05 PM

"I think we screwed up! It says here, 'NOT A TOY'!"

badmovielovers · May 09, 2008, 01:57:50 PM

Damn hard plastic caseing....makes it so hard to get action figures out of the package!

Inferno · May 11, 2008, 10:17:04 AM

*looks at map* This isn't the planet of the vampires, this is the planet of the plastic bag people!