Creature from the Black Lagoon Double Feature

[trekgeezer]

"Dang, I can never remember where that carotid artery is!

"Julie, what's he got that I haven't got......oh!

[AndyC]

Come to Dr. Irving Gillman's Day Spa! Get a chiropractic adjustment, then relax in our steam room. Our staff is at your service!

[Mr. DS]

Coming up on When Creatures Attack, a bath goes very wrong when a man tries to clean the Creature's "pee pee". 

Creautre:  Hey guys!  Sorry I'm late, heyyyyy is that quiche I smell!

[Goji_girl]

#1: This is for wearing that damn bathing suit! This is a freaking family beach you bastard!

#2: How long has this been going on?!

[Brother Buzzard]

If you think the upcoming Marvel movie adaptation of Namor
the Sub-Mariner is going to suck, you should see the 1942 version!

[retrorussell]

The Humanoids From The Deep change their sexual preference.

[Flangepart]

Oh, Crap. So much for the Vulcan neck pinch. Stupid claws!.