Ever see the Covenant?

[Pistof]

What the hell is wrong with this movie?!? This is one of the worst movies of all time! It features Coolio as a Cop, the first ten minuets is burning nuns, and a special feature for DVD's only called "Gore on Demand". This feature allows you to watch 15 to 30 seconds of gore. Just gore. Pointless GORE! And in the behind the scenes you can see the two morons who created this film talk about this movies plot not even being an original idea BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO SOME LADY WHO GOT CUT BY GLASS!!! Anyway, this movies only saving point is a sex driven, pot smoking, ricky martin looking guy who has the greatest line in the movie. He walks by his two frineds who are covered in blood and screaming and he's just like "Yeah...." and walks away. Coolio also has some impressive lines which I won't write because it's one of the reasons you should see this movie. In a final warning I must say: THERE IS ATTEMPTED GAY SEX BETWEEN TWO VIRGINS AS TO NOT GET POSSESED BY THE DEVIL!!!

[StatCat]

You mean the convent? I watched it about a month and a half ago. It's not that great but it's certainly not terrible. I didn't like the neon blood and strange twitching the zombies did but the makeup was pretty good considering the factors against it. Probably the best part is the opening which was filmmed well.