Weird Old Guy

Ash · April 24, 2008, 01:40:31 PM

What could this weird old guy be saying?

In case you were wondering...
Surstromming is fermented Baltic herring...

Jack · April 24, 2008, 04:01:20 PM

Easy chewin', fer when ya ain't got no teef!

enemy · April 24, 2008, 04:03:49 PM

Can you believe it? I can fill a whole can from the stuff that I pull out of my nose!

AndyC · April 24, 2008, 04:17:38 PM

"I use these fer catchin' cats"

Mr. DS · April 24, 2008, 07:34:20 PM

"Dats right der folks, you can put sum hair on your chest by eatin' it an' seal wood wit it too!"

sideorderofninjas · April 24, 2008, 10:22:33 PM

You like popsicles? I got popsicles in my basement...Wanna go in my basement?

TheDope · April 25, 2008, 10:39:58 AM

See this? This is what's left of the last guy that made fun of my hat!

Inferno · April 25, 2008, 09:34:32 PM

Dis shtuff is how ah kept mah last choppa!

Terf · April 27, 2008, 12:31:10 AM

Ever since I lost 80% of mah teeth in that salmon accident, this here stuff has been the only substance Ah can swaller! Don't know what it is, but it sure tastes pretty damn good!

AndyC · April 27, 2008, 05:27:39 AM

"You picked Bachelor Number Three, so let's meet him..."

retrorussell · November 12, 2009, 05:53:32 AM

Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on April 25, 2008, 10:39:58 AM

Yer all doomed.. all of ya! Yer all doomed!
.....
So why not sit a spell and have some oysters with me?

Flangepart · November 12, 2009, 11:59:18 AM

The REAL reason Reptilicus was defeated.