Don't Look Now

[Rev. Powell]

Keep your hands off Venus de Milo, you hear?  She's MINE!

[Inferno]

It took frank 3 hours to realize he was making out with a statue since his contacts fell out.
After he realized this, he still didn't care.

[Draug]

"You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen, but you GOT to do something about that cracked skin. Ever tried Aloe Vera?"

[Mr. DS]

This proves it, I'm uglier than Medussa. 

[Yaddo 42]

Poor Donald took "statutory rape" a little TOO literally.