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2009 Razzie Nominations

Started by Torgo, January 22, 2009, 04:58:55 PM

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Torgo

WORST PICTURE

Disaster Movie
The Happening
The Hottie and the Nottie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru
Meet the Spartans
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WORST ACTOR

Larry the Cable Guy, Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
Mike Myers, The Love Guru
Al Pacino, 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Mark Wahlberg, The Happening and Max Payne
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WORST ACTRESS

Jessica Alba, The Eye and The Love Guru
The cast of The Women (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas
Paris Hilton, The Hottie and the Nottie
Kate Hudson, Fools' Gold and My Best Friend's Girl
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WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Uwe Boll (as himself), Uwe Boll's Postal
Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia!
Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru and The Wackness
Burt Reynolds, Deal and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Uwe Boll's Postal
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WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Paris Hilton, Repo!: The Genetic Opera
Kim Kardashian, Disaster Movie
Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
Leelee Sobieski, 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
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WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Uwe Boll and Any Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, What Happens in Vegas
Paris Hilton and either Christin Lakin or Joel David Moore, The Hottie and the Nottie
Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
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WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL

The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
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WORST DIRECTOR

Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Uwe Boll's Postal
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Tom Putnam, The Hottie and the Nottie
Marco Schnabel, The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening
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WORST SCREENPLAY

Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
The Happening
The Hottie and the Nottie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru
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WORST CAREER ACHIEVEMENT

Uwe Boll



"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

Psycho Circus

I predict a big sweep for "The Love Guru"  :teddyr:

Doc Daneeka

Yesss, no noms for The Strangers! :teddyr:

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InformationGeek

Come on Disaster Movie!  Win Worst Picture of the year, I know you got it!  (If it does win, curiousity will kill once more, like with Jaws 4 and I'll end up watching it)  For Worst Actor, I say Mike Meyers and Worst Actress would go to either Paris Hilton or Jessica Alba.  Worst Remake/Sequel/Rip-Off/Prequel will either be Disaster Movie or Meet the Sparatans.  Worst Director goes to Uwe Boll just for Postal.  Finally, worst screenplay goes to Disaster Movie.  Those are my predictions!  Let's see who wins!  I bet Disaster Movie goes home with all of these dishonors!
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indianasmith

I AM VINDICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AN AMERICAN CAROL didn't make the list!! Told you it wasn't that bad!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

BoyScoutKevin

People, can we have the people who select the nominations for the Razzies, select the nominations for next year's Oscars? Looking at the choices for the Razzies, they make far more sense than the choices for the Oscars.

Torgo

I really honestly don't understand all of the hatred/backlash the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Cyrstal Skull has gotten over the last few months.

Sure, I'll admit that out of the 4 it's the weakest of the bunch, but it's still a lot of fun.  But I wasn't expecting it to come close to being another Raiders of the Lost Ark becuase quite frankly I just don't think it's possible. Raiders is perfect IMO and is one of the lightning in a bottle type filmmaking scenarios that don't come around that often.
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

akiratubo

Uwe Boll is not that bad of a director.
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

Fausto

They need to televise the razzies. That would be awesome.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

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InformationGeek

Quote from: Fausto on January 27, 2009, 09:40:53 PM
They need to televise the razzies. That would be awesome.

Hey, I watch it if they did that.  Maybe even tape it!
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.