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Fish found in boy's penis, ouch!!!

Started by trekgeezer, September 17, 2008, 12:02:32 PM

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trekgeezer

This is nightmare inducing.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24353334-5012895,00.html

My favorite quote "He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma."    I should hope so.



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Rev. Powell

'Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."'


There's something fishy about that explanation... (aw, c'mon, someone had to say it).
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Mr. DS

Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 17, 2008, 12:13:00 PM
'Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."'


There's something fishy about that explanation... (aw, c'mon, someone had to say it).
Making an explanation like that is like shooting fish in a barrell. 
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He was lucky he didn't "catch" anything... :lookingup:

Torgo

I'm still trying to figure out the logistics as to how this happened.  Weird wack stuff.

and painful......... :buggedout:
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#6
Maybe he had a secret fish fetish? And was doing something he shouldn't have?


Scott

#7
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 17, 2008, 12:13:00 PM
There's something fishy about that explanation... (aw, c'mon, someone had to say it).

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Triple giggle bounce and karma for Rev. Powell. That was the first thing that came to mind after reading the story.


Patient7

Who holds on to a fish while they take a leak?  Hell, why did he hold on to it while he cleaned the tank?  Put it in a bowl of water stupid.
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#9
That's even more disturbing than 'Boy's Penis found in Fish'.  :bouncegiggle:

When I saw that headline I figured it was about a Candiru attack:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00

If you pee or swim around naked in the Amazon these fishies will swim right up your urethra and extend their spines . . .

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ghouck

Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 17, 2008, 12:48:20 PM
Maybe he had a secret fish fetish? And was doing something he shouldn't have?



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Mr. DS

They said it was a beta fish.  I have those in my tank... :buggedout:
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