Rudy Ray Moore aka Dolomite RIP

[ceez1300]

"THAT s**t AINT MINE, I DONT KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE."


I MET MR RUDY RAY MOORE BEFORE A SHOW IN COLUMBIA SC DURING MAR-APR 2001. HE WAS, IS, AN ICON. HE RAISED ME AND MANY OTHER OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, AND I MADE SURE TO SPREAD THE WORD AND ACTS OF HIM EVERY CHANCE I GOT. FOR THE UNDERPRIVILEGED WHO DIDNT HAVE A CHANCE TO GROW UP WITH HIM, FROM MY DUTY, THEY QUICKLY LEARNED! I WANNA SAY, MR DOLEMITE, TO YOU, DONT REST IN PEACE, GO ON TO WHERE YA GOIN, TO THE HEAVENS TO SAY THE LEAST. GIT UP TO THE GATES AND AS YOU ARRIVE, OLE ST PETE WILL SAVE, "THE KANG IS HERE, SO THE REST OF YOU LOUSY MUTHA-f**kAS CAN QUIT ALL DAT BULLs**tIN AND JIVE!"


LOVE YA MR DOLEMITE!

AND THANK YA,

FOR LETTIN US BE OURSELF!!!!!!!!

[Jordan]

That looks amazing!

[KYGOTC]

I'm uneasy about posting the link, but the reference to the Dolomite brought to mind the first place I actually heard of him (about a month or so ago)...

There's apparently a group of people who dub over Charlie Brown movies using stereotypical black lingo, slang, profanity, vulgarities/crudities, and ?ghetto? situations. It hysterical but quite racist.

Here's the Dolomite one (Linus is writing to the Great Dolomite instead of the Great Pumpkin):

youtube.com/watch?v=ImD3agVjb0U

(They spell it "Dolemite", but I'm assuming it's the same dude.)


Iwatched it. HEEEE--larious!

"I'm the black Zoro, you dirty spiks!"