Things

[trekgeezer]

"Jeeze, if it's not one damned thing, it's another!"

[Nukie 2]

"The scary thing is I know exactly what it looks like underneath those tight, blue pants!"

[TheDope]

What's this thing called, love?

[Draug]

"And not only does this real-life size doll look like me, talk like me, and act like me, it also comes with a complete mini bar in the back."

[Magnus]

Please excuse my friend, he is really stoned!

[Mr. DS]

"So does this make us Thing 1 and Thing 2...ha...get it...Thing 1, Thing 2?  Sigh...nevermind..."

[zombie no.one]

[sideorderofninjas]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

[sprite75]

Jonathan Archer and Trip Tucker soon learned the perils of sunbathing on Vulcan.

[AndyC]

Nourish dry skin with Oil of Olay.

[Terf]

"Okay champ, you can do this! Get back in that ring and kick that blue babe's @$$!"

"Uuuuuuuuugh..."

[Pennywise]

"Oh man, it's my embarrassing twin brother..."

[JJ80]

Faced with the full onslaught of Dr doom's new weapon Thing was forced to use his own twin brother who he'd only just discovered as a 'human' shield. "It was him or me!" he later said to the rest of the Fantastic Four.