Sir...

sprite75 · December 23, 2008, 02:06:20 AM

Sir...there's a Captain James T. Kirk on line 2 for you.

Grackle · December 23, 2008, 06:05:42 AM

Captain .. It appears to be a giant Etcho-Sketch ... its trying to tell us something

Jack · December 23, 2008, 07:57:23 AM

So is it quarter to three, quarter to eleven, or quarter to one?

warlock92346 · December 23, 2008, 10:46:27 PM

Tempest on a big screen, it doesnt get any better than this!

Flangepart · December 24, 2008, 12:42:41 PM

Helfino where we are. You set the coordinates in the navicomputer.

TheDope · December 24, 2008, 04:48:36 PM

I'm sorry, son; this geometry stuff has me as stumped as you. Go ask your mother....

Mr. DS · December 24, 2008, 09:33:30 PM

I pay for 8 years of college and all you can do is complex Lite Brite patterns?

AndyC · December 24, 2008, 09:34:44 PM

"These IKEA instructions are just confusing!"

Mr. DS · December 25, 2008, 06:47:50 AM

"Do me a favor, please unplug your Colecovision from the main frame computer."

Ash · December 25, 2008, 08:49:21 AM

Grand Moff Tarkin goes over the schematics of his new sexual pleasure machine

Javakoala · December 25, 2008, 04:11:06 PM

I don't know about you, but this modern art just leaves me cold.

JJ80 · December 27, 2008, 04:23:44 AM

That Han Solo will never elude our Tie-Fighter pilots again now we've got this new Asteroids-based training simulator!

ghouck · December 27, 2008, 02:17:21 PM

"We call it the 'Swiss Army Space Station'"

Trevor · December 28, 2008, 04:47:55 AM

Quote from: sprite75 on December 23, 2008, 02:06:20 AM

Sir...there's a Captain James T. Kirk on line 2 for you.

So.....you really think this is the formula to battle my hair loss?

Pennywise · March 15, 2009, 11:05:41 PM

"Okay, here's the plan. Now that we've reset the game I'm gonna set the new high score to one that Lord Vader will never beat!"