The Broiling Hell

[Nukie 2]

         
"At Burger King, our hamburgers aren't just merely flame-broiled, but roasted over eternal hell-fire!"

[asimpson2006]

No one really could grasp that the King was Satan in disguise.

[JJ80]

Darn it Annie, we've been trick and treating since the age of four and we've still never gotten ONE measly piece of candy!

[TheDope]

BOBO - So, Brain Guy; whaddya think of my neato king disguise?  Oop-ooo ah-ah-ah...
BRAIN GUY - Bobo, you confounded neanderthal twit; you'll never fool Pearl with that!
Now stop being silly and pass the marshmallows; we need more s'mores!

[WilliamWeird1313]

Burger King announced it's new advertising campaign today. The controversial commercial, in which the B.K. "King" character burns a church down with the help of a former member of Mayhem and then flame broils all-beef patties over the blaze, is believed to be a misguided attempt by the fast food chain to tap into the long-ignored "Norwegian ultra-satanic black metal youth" market as it's target audience. When asked what inspired this sudden change in their advertising strategy, senior V.P. of B.K. public relations Ivana Pizanya commented that, quote: "I dunno, dude. We were pretty baked. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea." More on this story after the break.

[AndyC]

"So, hot enough for ya?"

[sprite75]

Brain Guy and his new sidekick, the Burger King.

[Terf]

Tom Bradford travels back in time to the Inquisition and becomes king...

[Flangepart]

         
So, is this a Bergman film, or Felini? I can't keep those two straight.

[Pennywise]

"Sven, when I told you to dress up for the black metal concert that's not what I had in mind."