The Bush Curve

[sprite75]

Called the Bush Curve, ladies and gentlemen, it's the principle that the level of a person's photogenicity falls as blood alcohol level rises.  And unlike the Balmer Peak the level of photogenicity does not suddenly increase at .14 BAC.

[AndyC]

"OK, false alarm. Not gonna puke. I'm good."

[ghouck]

Not drunk, I was smoking this joint. Good stuff, I have them growing it down in Gitmo. .

[Psycho Circus]

This is the number of brain cells I have left...

[Joe the Destroyer]

Bitter beer face!

[Magnus]

Compasionate Conservatism, Yeah that's the ticket. 

[Saucerman]

Wincing slightly due to the coldness of her hands, Bush gestured for his security staff to stand down, and that he did not need their assistance in this matter. 

[sideorderofninjas]

Mission accomplished, sobriety vanquished

[Psycho Circus]

"He made love to me so hard, it's now this wide!"

[Yaddo 42]

"I am commencing to hold it in, Captain!"

Karma to the first one to get the reference

BTW, is that Barbara Bush, the daughter, behind him? I always thought she was the better looking of the Bush Twins. Too bad she's spawned from the goofball beside her.

[Pennywise]

"It stinks!"

[JJ80]

"You should see what I left in the drawer in the big desk in the Oval Office!"