Time Barbarians, Kinky Situation

[Mr. DS]

From an upcoming review I'm working on for Time Barbarians

"Go ahead...call me Stevie Nicks again...I dare ya..."

[sprite75]

Is that a sword in your sheet or are you just happy to see me?

[Kester Pelagius]

From an upcoming review I'm working on for Time Barbarians

Barbarian Dude: Wait!  Where're you going.  Isn't this the big orgy dance scene?

Fairy Princess: What?  Didn't you know?  This movie is a gay porno.

[Saucerman]

"I didn't know Teri Garr was in this movie."

[Rev. Powell]

"I have the strangest feeling someone's grabbing my butt, could you check it out back there for me?"

[Flangepart]

Blondi kept the big lug distracted while Thing went for the money bag.

[AndyC]

Ultimate Warrior vs. Elaine Boosler was not the success Vince McMahon hoped it would be.

[Yaddo 42]

This is why you only write fanfiction, and don't film it.

Well, this and Twilight.

[Pennywise]

In the future men will become brutal barbarians and women will be cross-bred with poodles.