I love my job

[sprite75]

Scaring the crap out of old men who really deserve it.  God help me, I love my job!

[Psycho Circus]

"You got the touch
You got the power!"

[LilCerberus]

Sheesh!
Look, it was just a bowl of ice cream! Okay?
I didn't mean it as a metaphor for your life!
No nuttiness, rocky roads, black & white matters, or any of that crap, just ice cream! Okay?

[Saucerman]

"NO, THIS IS DISCWORLD.  YOU WANT DICKENSWORLD, WHICH IS A COUPLE DIMENSIONS OVER FROM HERE."

[Rat-Bat-Spider]

"You know what? You're right! Cratchit needs to earn his damn keep! That guy's a dweeb! And you tell him if he don't work Christmas Day, and New Year's for that matter, I'm gonna haunt his ass like a muthaf**ka!"

[Mr. DS]

Ghost:  "Know whats funny, I almost wore those same pajamas today to work."

[sideorderofninjas]

You haven't heard my Don't Fear the Reaper Extra-Special Cowbell Remix? 

[Magnus]

Get this, so then she say "how do I know you are the real death and not just some guy in a mask and a dusty robe".  So then I raise my hand and touch the little mutt she was holding and BANG it died...you bet I had her attention then. 

[Flangepart]

Go ahead, pull my finger. Hah! Even I love that one...

[TheDope]

Look, buddy; for the last time, I am NOT Ghost Rider!  You see a
motorcycle around here?  HUH?  Do ya??  They haven't even been invented yet!!!

[Rev. Powell]

Those pajamas are to die for...

[AndyC]

"Amy Winehouse? What are you doing here?"

[Nukie 2]

"Oh hell, I stayed overnight outside the venue for the Misfits reunion-- only to find not Jerry Only this time, not even the band but merely the mascot; The Crimson Ghost! RIP-OFF!

[Pennywise]

"I am Rubber Death, destroyer of condoms! If you don't get some Christmas spirit I'll visit the Cratchits tonight and make sure there are lots more Tiny Tims in the future you'll have to pay for!"