Govenator

[oldarky]

                   "They told me i'd be in a world of s**t if i ran"

[sprite75]

Maria's going to mad, I tracked mud in on her carpet!

[asimpson2006]

After getting Jenny back and defeating Bennett, John Matrix became the Governor of California.  After years of the peaceful life as the Governor of California, trouble arises when a terrorist group kidnaps Jenny and demands that they control the state of California in exchange for Jenny.  Not giving in to the terrorist demands, John decides to do what he knows best: Being a one man army.  Arnold Schwarzenegger returns as John Matrix and Micheal Ironside as Colonel Paolo in:

Commando 2:
California war zone

This time it's... well it's not personal he's just p**sed.

[Neville]

After a close encounter with trans fats, Ahnuld decided things had gotten personal.

[Flangepart]

Even heros can't defeat explosive diarrea.

[AndyC]

"Ven I decided to run, I thought mudslinging vuz chust a metaphor."

[warlock92346]

I am here to clean up Cal-ee-fornia!

[AndyC]

"Hullo! Terrorists! Somevun left you a chocolate Easter bunny! Come und bring it into your camp!"

[Doggett]

No one will find the last of those Batman and Robin DVDs I burnt down here.

[Trevor]

                   "They told me i'd be in a world of s**t if i ran"

Zey told me zat zer verld of politics was dirty but not like zis!