OMFG Polononia Bros ROTLMAO!!1

[Kester Pelagius]

I'm watching a Polonia Bros movies as I type these words.

OMFG!

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhhahahaha

[Kester Pelagius]

 

So this 'movie' ("Blood Red Planet" seems to have stolen, er, I mean sampled, SFX clips from all over the place.  Just now a CGI space ship that looks suspiciously like something from a Babylon 5 video game flew across screen for the 3-5 seconds that you're allowed to legally clip something for [then] the scene cut to a ultra cheap looking model set blowing up. . .  By which I mean someone shook the table on which this hodge podge of, uhm, junk had been stacked just as a smoke bomb had been ignited in the center and. .

KAL!

hahahahaha

It just cut to a cheezy screen grab of what was supposed to be a computer and it was labeled KAl. . . oooooOOOOOOhhHHHHhhh there goes that Bab 5 ship again. . ..

KAL:  A meeting has been called <. . .> all personell will attend.*

Cut to: the characters taking off their dollar store headphones as they sit in front of old tandy era computers and. . .  and. . .

hahahahHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha




(*) I should point out why this is hilarious.  Simply put the computer voice displays more emotion than most of the cast!

edited for clarity and to correct grammar/syntax

[Kester Pelagius]

Favorite bits of dialogue so far:

"For the first time since the dawn of man kind we have a common enemy maybe now we'll stop killing each other."  (Said deadpan as one long rambling run-on sentence.)

"Screw scientific logic."

"Uh-oh.  This is bad."

"Go ahead and kill something else you moron."

[Kester Pelagius]

Wow.  That got so painfully bad I had to cut it off.  Now to hide the DVD somewhere I wont find it for another couple of years.   

And now I return you to your normal forum posting.

[Doc Daneeka]

Wow.  That got so painfully bad I had to cut it off.  Now to hide the DVD somewhere I wont find it for another couple of years.   .

Bah, lightweight!

Blood Red Planet was awexsome, the corruption, the brutality, the sacrifice! ...The bleeding-heart computer. ...The alien puppet that reappeared in PREYLIEN. Everything top-notch and more.

[Kester Pelagius]

Wow.  That got so painfully bad I had to cut it off.  Now to hide the DVD somewhere I wont find it for another couple of years.   .

Bah, lightweight!

Blood Red Planet was awexsome, the corruption, the brutality, the sacrifice! ...The bleeding-heart computer. ...The alien puppet that reappeared in PREYLIEN. Everything top-notch and more.

I made it as far as the downed flying saucer but just couldn't take seeing the underside of egg cartons and muffin tins anymore.