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Striptease...YAY or NAY

Started by Doggett, January 14, 2009, 06:48:02 PM

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Did you like it ?

YAY
5 (33.3%)
NAY
10 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Hammock Rider

Quote from: Raffine on January 15, 2009, 08:47:39 PM
Feh.

Read the novel by Carl Hiaasen instead.

Raffine is right. The novel is much better. Demi's movies are alright as long as she doesn't have any "creative input".
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Rev. Powell

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:12:12 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

I draw the line at Showgirls. :thumbdown:

SHOWGIRLS > STRIPTEASE in every way!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Doggett

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2009, 05:40:38 PM
Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:12:12 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

I draw the line at Showgirls. :thumbdown:

SHOWGIRLS > STRIPTEASE in every way!

Showgirls isn't fit to lick Striptease's boots.
Showgirls wakes up every morning and wishes it was Striptease. :smile:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Sister Grace

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 16, 2009, 12:46:25 PM
I think I watched a half hour before turning it off. 

You made it a half hour? You're stronger than me...

They should show this movie to terrorists as a torture technique...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Rev. Powell

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 07:52:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2009, 05:40:38 PM
Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:12:12 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
Absolutely awful.  I sort of liked it.   :wink:  But it's no SHOWGIRLS.

Those rock hard mangoes Demi Moore had bolted to her chest were the most frightening image in any 1996 horror movie. 

I draw the line at Showgirls. :thumbdown:

SHOWGIRLS > STRIPTEASE in every way!

Showgirls isn't fit to lick Striptease's boots.
Showgirls wakes up every morning and wishes it was Striptease. :smile:

SHOWGIRLS doesn't roll that way.  It makes STRIPTEASE lick it's boots, and makes it bark like a dog while doing so.
Demi Moore got her breasts done at the SHOWGIRLS clinic for insecure actresses.   :smile:
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Torgo

Quote from: doggett on January 20, 2009, 07:52:21 PM
Showgirls wakes up every morning and wishes it was Striptease. :smile:

Got to disagree with you on that one.  Striptease was made as an actual comedy. Showgirls was made completely with a straight face but wound up being one of the most unintentionally funny movies ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn1CG-XDwPs
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Mr. DS

Showgirls is awful in a good way for many reasons.  I think the number one for me is Berkley's laughable way over the top performance. 
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HappyGilmore

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 20, 2009, 09:33:43 PM
Showgirls is awful in a good way for many reasons.  I think the number one for me is Berkley's laughable way over the top performance. 
Definitely.  She's one of the worst actresses.  Like on Saved by the Bell with her whole 'caffeine pill' addiction. 

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 20, 2009, 10:26:46 PM

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.

I feel the complete opposite. I'm not even sure I'd want to buy Showgirls for ironic reasons.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

HappyGilmore

Quote from: doggett on January 21, 2009, 10:38:35 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 20, 2009, 10:26:46 PM

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.

I feel the complete opposite. I'm not even sure I'd want to buy Showgirls for ironic reasons.
To each their own.  I mean, there are people out there that bought the 'box set' of Showgirls, which came with a few "pasty" things for nipples, shot glasses, rules for a drinking game, etc.  I didn't get all that. 

I dunno.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Doggett

Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 21, 2009, 10:54:27 AM
Quote from: doggett on January 21, 2009, 10:38:35 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 20, 2009, 10:26:46 PM

Showgirls is just a complete hot mess of a movie, that I just love to sit down and watch.  Even bought myself a dvd copy.  Striptease is a movie I liked, but not enough to warrant a purchase on dvd.

I feel the complete opposite. I'm not even sure I'd want to buy Showgirls for ironic reasons.
To each their own.  I mean, there are people out there that bought the 'box set' of Showgirls, which came with a few "pasty" things for nipples, shot glasses, rules for a drinking game, etc.  I didn't get all that. 

I dunno.

It's a strange world we live in, mate.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2009, 08:39:26 PM

Demi Moore got her breasts done at the SHOWGIRLS clinic for insecure actresses.   :smile:

Having just watched the film for the millionth time this week...I'm gonna agree.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Neville

I saw it in VHS back in the days when you couldn't just download the naughty bits. Hated every minute of it. Yes, I'm aware it's sort of a comedy, but it's painfully unfunny.  :hatred:

Haven't seen any movie featuring Demi Moore since then, save for the occasional TV showing of "G.I. Jane" (which also sucks big time, but is still a hell better than this) and "Mr. Brooks", in which she doesn't appear enough to ruin it.

What a steaming pile of crap.  :hatred:
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Torgo

I've always thought that Demi  looked better prior to the boob job and the countless plastic surgeries & facelifts.
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