Obama's New Solution

[InformationGeek]

Obama: As of today, I have recruited a team to rid Washington D.C. of those pesky Tea Party members.

[Rev. Powell]

I'd like to introduce the American public to the members of the newest cabinet-level bureau: the Department of Awesomeness.

[Leah]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the people behind me is the solution to the oil spill!

[Jack]

Fellow Americans, please quit staring at her chest long enough to listen to what I've got to say.

[retrorussell]

Before I begin my address, I'd like the man with the arrows to please take his hand off my @$$.

[Mr. DS]

"Is there anyone else doubting if we 'can' or not?  Please speak  up."

[dean]

Obama single handedly saves the lycra industry from imminent collapse...

[retrorussell]

After apologizing to the media about his sexual addictions, Tiger Woods announces he's happy with his predilection towards superhero sex.

[Chainsawmidget]

Obama's stance on oddly dressed people in spandex played a rather important role in his run for office. 

[AndyC]

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell me which one is not like the others,
By the time I finish my song?

[judge death]

"Ok, you neocons want to talk about a "revolution" and "having to resort to guns" if you don't take back congress in november, huh?

Well, bring it on, b*tch*s."

[Hammock Rider]

"Guys, When I said we were going to have a new "super economy".........."

                           or

" Well I can see Avenger's Mansion from MY backyard."

[indianasmith]

"Since every single problem in the whole world is Bush's fault, I've asked the
League of Justice to go back in time and prevent him from being born!"

[sideorderofninjas]

This committee has suggested that I contact Image Comics to allow Rob Liefeld to return.