Have you ever had a weird dream that was like a bad movie?

[Trevor]

I had a dream nightmare that I met Menard and it smiled and had HarlotBugs teeth and then it all made perfect sense. 

I must really take a pic of my mouth without my teeth in it sometime. 

[indianasmith]

Another night of strange dreams . . . I was running through a giant field of tofu and carburators, surrounded by butterflies who slowly morphed into Klingon opera singers while a giant Menard in the shape of Sissy Spacek payed the ukelele and sang "Raindrops keep falling on my head!"

[BoyScoutKevin]

Yeah. I can't remember what the last one was about. It's been awhile, but I call 'em "Woofers!" Because I go "Woof! Woof!" When I wake up.

[WingedSerpent]

Just had one last night.  I'm in my house and its winter.  The back door is comming off its hinges and for some reason there are snow leopards, lions, and wolves around.  They are trying to get in, and the only thing I have to defend myself with is this pole that was pointy at one end. It was one of those you would attach a ball to, then stick in the ground for summer fun.  I was usuing it as a spear.  Woke up before anything really dramatic happened.