Movie title based on yourself or your life

[Trevor]

If you had to choose a movie title to describe yourself or your life, what would it be?  You may use a real movie title or invent one that seems appropriate.

For me it would be:

Real movie title: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES (especially after I eat chili)

Made up movie title: HE'S STILL HERE (tag line: "The nightmare continues.")

Mine (real) would be the South African film Kill And Kill Again, directed by my friend Ivan Hall.

Faked: Ninja Underpants Monster

Tagline: You should've added fabric softener but you didn't, so it will kill you last.