Dog eats family savings. Guess how they got it back.

[trekgeezer]

I guess cash has plenty of fiber in it.

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/1447519.html

[schmendrik]

One of our kids swallowed a couple of coins as a toddler. The doctor reassured us that the denominations in question were small enough that they would pass right through. We decided to take his word for it rather than check.

For $400? Yeah, I'd be willing to do a little mining.

[ghouck]

I'm going to refer to this story when I got to the bank to make a car payment and they try and refuse a big 'ol pile of dog crap as payment.