LEAST FAVORITE 10 ACTORS / ACTRESSES?

Doggett · March 15, 2009, 10:10:26 AM

Has anybody mentioned Hugh Grant yet ?

Psycho Circus · March 15, 2009, 10:18:21 AM

Quote from: doggett on March 15, 2009, 10:10:26 AM
Has anybody mentioned Hugh Grant yet ?

Oh monster oversight! Shame on us all!

Yes, Hugh Grant is a pathetic fop in every single one of his films.

"So Hugh, what's your new film?"

Hugh: "Oh, it's a romantic comedy..."

metalmonster · March 15, 2009, 04:25:56 PM

The Number Of Actors I Can't Stand Far Outweighs The Number Of Actors I Like

My Worst Ten Actors At The Moment

1) Samuel L. Jackson

2) Christian Bale

3) Steven Seagal

4) Sean Penn

5) Tom Cruise

6) Tyler Perry

7) Brad Pitt

8) Jason Statham

9) Vin Diesel

10) Jet Li

Pennywise · March 16, 2009, 10:49:54 PM

Actors and Actresses I can't stand (and what I'd say if I ever met them):

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: these two are on so many tabloid and magazine covers that I'm sick of looking at them.

Tobey Maguire: someday Spider-Man's voice will deepen and change for good, but not until Maguire isn't playing him anymore.

Richard Gere: you're still making movies?!

Adam Sandler: you're done, son.

Jonah Hill: you're done, too.

Chuck Norris: he showed us how powerful a Republican Texas Ranger could be, then reality crashed down and we saw that Texas Rangers can't even stop a bunch of polygamists in The Lone Star State. Chuck Norris is so tough that he managed to hold back reality for a while anyway...

Larry the Cable Guy: there's the exit, dude. Git-r-done!

Tyra Banks: Just go away, lady. You have enough money and a huge ego so go marry yourself and buy an island for the honeymoon. Then stay there.

Oprah Winfrey: she showed me how too much money leads to narcissism so bad that she simply MUST be on the cover of her own magazine every month.

Jennifer Lopez: apparently she's made a bunch of money. Her movies bomb out anyway.

Carmen Electra: just because a movie claims to be a comedy doesn't mean that it will be funny at all. Now you're the seal of crap on any DVD cover. Thanks for the warning anyway.

Ashton Kutcher: you could have been The Joker in another universe. However, this is not that universe. Turns out a pretty face can only get you so far.

Shia Labouf: usually people change their names to something cooler when they get to Hollywood. But you got the hook-up for your career from Speilberg so you can keep your girlish name.

Keanu Reeves: if you're going to act show some emotion at some point. You were The One once, now you're less than that. I miss Ted Theodore Logan...

Paris Hilton: why the hell are you still around?! You're 15 minutes was up years ago! How can they keep giving you movie roles when you can't act? How far can your anorexic body take you?! You're just another skinny model so please be silent-models are for seeing, not hearing.

Kirsten Dunst: you're still around? I don't know why since the only movies you're in that make any money are the Spider-Man films, and that's not because you're in them. I'd rather hear more about the skinny girl with the braided hair who makes cookies downstairs at this point...

Kate Hudson: you've made a bunch of movies. Because I'm a heterosexual man without a girlfriend I've not seen any of them.

Renee Zellweger: see Kate Hudson above.

Britney Spears: I can't miss you if you won't go away. You have enough money now, clean up your act in rehab and take care of your kids.

There's actually a lot more, but that's enough dark hatred for now...

Allhallowsday · March 17, 2009, 01:12:27 PM

Quote from: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 10:49:54 PM
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Paris Hilton: why the hell are you still around?! You're 15 minutes was up years ago! How can they keep giving you movie roles when you can't act? How far can your anorexic body take you?! You're just another skinny model so please be silent-models are for seeing, not hearing...

Though I can't disagree with any of your commentary, I must point out that PARIS HILTON though a sometime model, is best known as an heiress - making her even more annoyingly useless.

Doggett · March 17, 2009, 01:31:15 PM

Rob Schneider

Mr. DS · March 19, 2009, 11:26:43 AM

I'll add to this list as I think of them...excuse the mispelled names...I don't have the energy to look them up...

Actresses
Sandra Bullock - Hands down #1. Shes ruined every movie I've ever seen with her in.
Drew Barrymore
Gwyenth Paltrow
Rene Zellwiger
Jennifer Anniston

Actors
Adam Sandler
Will Farrell
Tom Cruise
Hayden Christiansen
Larry The Cable Guy
Jerry Seinfeld
Sean Penn
Shia Lebouf
Woody Harrelson

Doggett · March 19, 2009, 11:45:55 AM

Quote from: The DarkSider on March 19, 2009, 11:26:43 AM

Shia Lebouf

He's a charisma black hole if ever I saw one...

Chang Saam · March 19, 2009, 05:54:19 PM

In no particular order:

Chris Farley
Steven Seagal
Shia LaBeouf
Gary Graham
Ben Affleck
Owen Wilson
David Spade
Mark Wahlberg
Pauly Shore
George Clooney

Rene Russo
Angelina Jolie
Julia Roberts

There must be others, but I can't think of them now.

Mr. DS · March 19, 2009, 07:23:59 PM

Chang just reminded me, Owen Wilson is a good one that I forgot to metion.

Wag · March 22, 2009, 04:37:29 PM

I do not really like David Schwimmer.