Pine cones are not adult toys either

[sprite75]

Meet Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade, Serbia.  She was lonely, so Ms. Gavaric got it on with a giant pine cone one day.  Trouble was that the pine cone got stuck.  So Ms. Gavaric had to make a trip to the hospital, where she had to endure a two hour operation to get the pine cone out.

Ouch.  When will people learn that in addition to power tools pine cones are not adult toys either?

[Mr. DS]

Are "personal massagers" not allowed in certain countries?

[Jack]

Well, I guess it's not as bad as the woman who attached her "personal massager" to a sabre saw. 

[Doggett]

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the folks of Eastern Europe !