Ouchie!

Nukie 2 · May 01, 2009, 10:58:03 AM

"In fact I am a licensed Proctologist, though my methods are what you'd call a little 'unorthodox'!"

Rev. Powell · May 01, 2009, 07:24:49 PM

Tonight on EXTREME MANICURIST: Evan meets a challenge even he's not sure he's up to!

sideorderofninjas · May 01, 2009, 11:05:42 PM

Those are nasty looking hangnails.

sprite75 · May 02, 2009, 12:39:54 AM

Say your prayers, Simpson...because the schools can't force you like they should!

AndyC · May 02, 2009, 05:10:20 AM

"So, how do you wipe your butt?"

Texdar · May 02, 2009, 07:24:06 AM

So you actually got the lobotomy from picking your nose?

Joe the Destroyer · May 02, 2009, 12:13:26 PM

"No! No! It's okay! I just want to butter your toast."

Doggett · May 02, 2009, 12:59:00 PM

Hand puppets are a lot more violent these days...

Pennywise · May 03, 2009, 02:06:52 AM

"Okay, I have a game we can play. It's called 'How Much Blood Do I Have In My Body?' You go first..."