Rat problems?

[trekgeezer]

Call Marjoe's Extermination Service

Sound's kinda lame, maybe someone else will be little more inspired.

[AndyC]

"Hey, this one's a dog covered in carpet!"

[Mr. DS]

Guy Dragging Rat Over:  I must say again, I'm not sure if this is the best way to build a dam. 

[TheDope]

Man, the cat's gonna LOVE this Christmas!

[Justy]

These R.U.S.'s sure do make good chow.

[BlackAngel75]

This will be a cake walk compared to the rats in New York

[Jack]

Dude on right:  "Wait 'till old lady Hawkins wakes up and sees what's in her front yard!"
Other dude:  "I know man, this is better than the time we filled her mailbox with empty beer cans!"

[Flangepart]

YES, we have to skin them first! Can you imagin the smell if we BBQ them as is?

[Yaddo 42]

"Let's see Rachael Ray make a 30 minute meal out of these!"

or

You see what happens when you let the hamsters get into Barry Bonds' "linseed oil"?

[raj]

Today's secret ingredient is . . . .

Giant Rat!

[AndyC]

Today's secret ingredient is . . . .

Giant Rat!

Karma for the Iron Chef reference

[RCMerchant]

Harvest season on Dwight Frye's farm.

[Javakoala]

I swear, if you say "Oh, you dirty rat" ONE MORE TIME, I'll be stacking YOUR body on this bonfire.