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Started by ChuckSplatt, June 14, 2009, 03:04:37 PM

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Kid: Zookeeper!  Zookeeper!  Those two trucks are killing each other!
Zookeeper: (Whispering) They're having sex.
Kid: Oh...
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

"Are there any witnesses? Did anybody see what happened?"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

zombie no.one

'mid-air refuelling': the early years

Neville

I didn't know The Asylum were making another "Transmorphers" movie.  :buggedout:
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

The Burgomaster

Disney World unveils its new "D.U.I., The Ride."
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.