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Started by ChuckSplatt, May 09, 2009, 01:04:18 PM

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The alien tomatoes were relentless in their attack on the swim team.

Joe the Destroyer

...in the days before Tampax.

Tasteless?  Yes.

And oh, I went there.

Doggett

Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 09, 2009, 03:32:24 PM
...in the days before Tampax.


Bleak, man.

Very bleak... :bluesad:

I'm giving you karma for being so out there !
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

Everything was going fine at the clinic, , until SOMEONE yelled "FETUS FIGHT!!"


I am not proud. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Pennywise

Oh, that's how they make the special sauce where I eat my lunch everyday. I knew it wasn't good for me...

AndyC

"I told you, you can't get rid of a whale like that. It's been tried."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Doggett

Someone stepped on a landmine.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

And coming up at eleven, a protest turns bloody as PETA protesters get pelted with raw meat.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

retrorussell

Mr. Creosote was watching the swim team prepare to dive, when a vendor asked if he wanted a dinner mint..
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."