If I remember right

[sprite75]

Kirk: Now, if I remember right Mr. Sulu, we're supposed to take a left at this tower with the bulb shape on top, then make a right at that really tall tower back there.

Sulu (to himself): Why can't we just use a GPS like everybody else does?

[Jack]

Kirk:  "Oh, screw it;  full spread of photon torpedoes - fire!"

[venomx]

Spock: Captin, if I may ... I really think this is a bad idea.

Kirk: Spock, just remember what I told you to do.

Spock: Yes Sir, But I don't the Vulcan nerve pinch is going work with these guys.

Sulu: Just let me at the little green one, I'll teach him a thing or two.

[zenlizard]

Kirk: Alright, this is the last time we are stopping for a pee break until we get where we are going!

[Mr. DS]

"Sorry to report there is nothing down there but bad acting and horrid plot holes Captain."

[sideorderofninjas]

Now, where's this "Jabba's Club?"  We're supposed to be there in time for Slave Girl Leia...

[Mr. DS]

"Ok, we're looking for an annoying Gungan...set phasers to kill..."

[AndyC]

"You can never find a parking space in the city."