Julia Child And Some Fowl Behavior

[Mr. DS]

"Now after biting the bird's head off, proceed with the bowels..."

[sideorderofninjas]

So now we know where Ozzy learned his bird dining habits...

[venomx]

Lost footage from Grindhouse's trailer Thanksgiving. 

[AndyC]

The perfectly preserved body of a Quagaar warrior.

[The Burgomaster]

I will now demonstrate how to perform "fowlatio."

[AndyC]

Julia prays to Damballah.

[Pennywise]

"Now let me use this turkey to demonstrate how we used to kill Nazis when I was in the Inglourious Basterds in World War II..."

This joke was a work of fiction and can't be verified, but would have been funny in the movie.

[AndyC]

"And when you have a headache, your husband can make good use of it. You will find it makes the bird quite tender."