Headlines you hope never to see on the Press Release section

[schmendrik]

Host Shatner announces Ashton Kutcher and Adam Sandler Sign on for New "Whose Line is it Anyway"

(this is an invitation to come up with your own anti-dream team for "Whose Line")

[Doggett]

(this is an invitation to come up with your own anti-dream team for "Whose Line")

Ohh..okay....

Tony Slattery
Robin Williams
Seth Rogen
Adam Sandler

[Psycho Circus]

Goddamn I hate Seth Rogen. He gets hot women 'cause they think he's funny. He's not funny at all, plus he's fat and ugly. 

[Doggett]

Goddamn I hate Seth Rogen. He gets hot women 'cause they think he's funny. He's not funny at all, plus he's fat and ugly. 

This is possibly the best post of the year 

[Trevor]

"eBay's mainframe collapses as fans bid on Trevor's underpants." 

[Doggett]

Rob Scheinder in Judge Dredd re-make

[Doc Daneeka]

"Tobin Bell meets a Brooklyn Gorilla"