Physicist to test hyperdrive at the large Hadron Collider

[trekgeezer]

Here you go science geeks

http://www.technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/24211/

[Javakoala]

"In related news, after the successful test of the hyperdrive, rednecks now have something to put on the Christmas list other than a Hemi.  Zachariah Bodeen, voted most unbathed resident of Mooseblow, West Virginia, was quoted as saying, 'I drop won of dem dere things in my 'Cuda, my girlfriend's titties'll be a floppin' about in the backseat.' But he was quick to add, '...but aw'll make danged sure she ties on a seatbelt.  I jess bot dat win-shield; she ain about tuh put her head through it nun when I stop.'"

[Eyesore]

I don't understand; exactly WHERE do the dilithium crystals go?