Extremely High Calorie Foods

[InformationGeek]

My God, you could have a heart attack eating any of these things.  Probably get one just after one bite looking at this stuff.  I can't believe or fully comprend how someone can eat any of these things.

El Nino:

It Has: Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.

Triflebetes:

It Has: A trifle dessert whose layers from top to bottom include: sugar crystals, cotton candy, Butterfinger pieces, melted Caramels, Twinkies, peanut butter mousse, Rice Krispy treats, chocolate syrup, melted candy bar, peppermint cookies, Girl Scout Thin Mints, white chocolate pudding, Crème Horns, melted butterscotch and Brownies. (Holy crap that is a lot of sweets)

Lankford's Gluttoneer:

It Has: Half pound prime rib/sirloin/rib-eye patty, American cheese, onions, maple bacon, hot link sausage, ketchup and honey mustard.

The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich (Makes my stomach turn just looking at it):

It Has: Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.

Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger:

It Has: Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheese Burgers (My heart is racing just by looking at them)

It Has: Everything it mentioned in the title.

Those are just the things that stood out to me.  I'm sure you can find even more then just this.  Also, what do you guys think of this stuff?

[SPazzo]

Thanks for showing those pictures.  I have to go clean puke chunks out of my keyboard now.   :barfyface:

[zombie no.one]

well, they don't score too high in the 'presentation' department...and how is anyone supposed to eat them? I can barely manage a standard sized donner kebab, and that's as calorific/gross as I get, food-wise

[lester1/2jr]

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[indianasmith]

I just ate my keyboard.   I am typing this by punching myself in the stomach at different angles.


And I am still hungry!