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Random poll: fart jokes

Started by Joe the Destroyer, October 12, 2009, 12:19:28 AM

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Do you think fart jokes are funny?

Yes!  Fart away!
5 (21.7%)
No.  Unfunny.
2 (8.7%)
Depends on the situation they're used in.
13 (56.5%)
I really can't decide.
1 (4.3%)
I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
2 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 20

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Derf on October 31, 2009, 03:11:56 PM
Since it's Halloween, I'll resurrect this thread and put it to the test. Here's a paragraph I wrote this morning, and I'll let you be the judges: Funny, not funny, or just gross.

Warning: Major League TMI ahead (fictional TMI, but TMI just the same).

As the almost-bad potato salad started to affect my digestive tract, I ran into the bathroom. I let escape a series of farts that both repulsed and fascinated me. These were noises that hadn't been heard for sixty-five million years. They were like unto the great dinosaur farts of old. It started with the basso profundo of the Brachiosaur bottom burps that would boil prehistoric swamps, killing first below and then above the waterline with the stench of half-digested greenery. As this finally played out, it turned into a passable imitation of a T-Rex Twizzler, that fweet-fweet-fweet-fweet that would trumpet through Jurassic forests as the mighty predator ran, swiveling hips of doom that would loosen the bowels of even the stoutest Triceratops. Which, not coincidentally, was my next imitation: Following my auditory visit to Dino-Land, I was next allowed the distinct privilege of forming my own supply of coprolite-to-be, enough to supply future jewelry shops worldwide.


I would like to option this treatment.  Will Ferrell has already expressed interest.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Derf

Hasn't Ferrell already made about a hundred coprolite-to-be movies? However, I'm willing to negotiate option rights with you. Call my people and we'll do lunch.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

I heard Adam Sandler and Mike Myers have both expressed interest.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Derf

Quote from: AndyC on November 01, 2009, 01:48:41 PM
I heard Adam Sandler and Mike Myers have both expressed interest.

There's no reason to get ugly about it! If you don't like it, just offer some constructive criticism like "That's the worst piece of filth I've ever read!!" You don't have to bring Sandler into the discussion; that's just mean.  :tongueout:
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."