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Started by flackbait, August 30, 2007, 01:17:46 PM

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flackbait


Unknown to everyone Elvis still lived on as fat impersonater of himself.

trekgeezer

"I'm in love -ooh- I'm all puffed up!"



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

IzzyDedjet

Ah'm a chunka chunka burnin love.

Mr. DS

Are you hungryyyyy tonight? 
Are you dinner tonight?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

IzzyDedjet

You aint-a nothin' but a hot dog

BlackAngel75

We can't go on together/with these suspisious fries.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

jdlarch

As the bacon fries
On a cold and gray chicago mornin'
A poor little Elvis child gets fat
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)
And his mama cries
cause if theres one thing that she dont need
Its a son that weighs as much as a gelded steed
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

retrorussell

Quote from: flackbait on August 30, 2007, 01:17:46 PM


Lord almighty, I feel my cholesterol risin'!

~or~

A fan asked Elvis to stab himself to see if he would pop.  Moments later, the world was flooded with peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

We've used state-of-the-art software to age this picture of Elvis, to show how he might have looked in later years.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Psycho Circus

"I Got A Feelin' In My Booby"