The King

[flackbait]

Unknown to everyone Elvis still lived on as fat impersonater of himself.

[trekgeezer]

"I'm in love -ooh- I'm all puffed up!"

[IzzyDedjet]

Ah'm a chunka chunka burnin love.

[Mr. DS]

Are you hungryyyyy tonight? 
Are you dinner tonight?

[IzzyDedjet]

You aint-a nothin' but a hot dog

[BlackAngel75]

We can't go on together/with these suspisious fries.

[jdlarch]

As the bacon fries
On a cold and gray chicago mornin'
A poor little Elvis child gets fat
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)
And his mama cries
cause if theres one thing that she dont need
Its a son that weighs as much as a gelded steed
Eatin' Jello (eatin' jello)

[retrorussell]

Lord almighty, I feel my cholesterol risin'!

~or~

A fan asked Elvis to stab himself to see if he would pop.  Moments later, the world was flooded with peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

[AndyC]

We've used state-of-the-art software to age this picture of Elvis, to show how he might have looked in later years.

[Psycho Circus]

"I Got A Feelin' In My Booby"