BLOOD MOON RISING (2009)

[indianasmith]

This movie was bad in a BadMovies.org kind of way.  Which is to say, very amusing at some moments and making me groan in dismay in others.  It was late and I was very tired when I watched it, but the basic plotline was something like this:

A girl is an outdoor rock concert with her friends, smoking pot and making out (it is 1974 by the way), when a werewolf attacks the place.  All the people bitten by the werewolf immediately turn into zombies and start chowing down on everyone.  Those bitten by zombies become vampires.  The main girl flees to a diner, where the comic-book reading short order cook offers to drive her to safety.  Then she is attacked again by zombies, only to be rescued by a vampire cowboy who explains that he used to be married to Satain's daughter, but then he had an affair with the local preacher's daughter, and Satan's imp Lucy then cursed them both with lycanthrope and vampirism, after which the villagers blew her away with an assortment of firearms.  But she said that when the Werewolf girl was killed, her blood would resurrect Lucy, and she would regain the magical amulet called the heart of Job, retrieve the Necronomicon, and open the Gates of Hell so that Satan could come rule on earth.  Of course the main characters then shoot the werewolf girl with a silver bullet, resurrecting Lucy, Satan's daughter.  They have to beat her to the Heart of Job and destroy the Necronomicon, which is hidden on the set of a zombie move being filmed by a potsmoking flim crew which is employed by a movie mogul named Phil, who is played by ex porn star Ron Jeremy (How can anyone that UGLY ever have been in adult films!  My mind melts down at the thought of seeing him in the altogether!)
After that the whole movie gets kind of random and silly.

So, has anyone else seen this one?

[Cthulhu]

/drools
Must...see...movie...

[Jim H]

This movie was bad in a BadMovies.org kind of way.  Which is to say, very amusing at some moments and making me groan in dismay in others.  It was late and I was very tired when I watched it, but the basic plotline was something like this:

A girl is an outdoor rock concert with her friends, smoking pot and making out (it is 1974 by the way), when a werewolf attacks the place.  All the people bitten by the werewolf immediately turn into zombies and start chowing down on everyone.  Those bitten by zombies become vampires.  The main girl flees to a diner, where the comic-book reading short order cook offers to drive her to safety.  Then she is attacked again by zombies, only to be rescued by a vampire cowboy who explains that he used to be married to Satain's daughter, but then he had an affair with the local preacher's daughter, and Satan's imp Lucy then cursed them both with lycanthrope and vampirism, after which the villagers blew her away with an assortment of firearms.  But she said that when the Werewolf girl was killed, her blood would resurrect Lucy, and she would regain the magical amulet called the heart of Job, retrieve the Necronomicon, and open the Gates of Hell so that Satan could come rule on earth.  Of course the main characters then shoot the werewolf girl with a silver bullet, resurrecting Lucy, Satan's daughter.  They have to beat her to the Heart of Job and destroy the Necronomicon, which is hidden on the set of a zombie move being filmed by a potsmoking flim crew which is employed by a movie mogul named Phil, who is played by ex porn star Ron Jeremy (How can anyone that UGLY ever have been in adult films!  My mind melts down at the thought of seeing him in the altogether!)
After that the whole movie gets kind of random and silly.

So, has anyone else seen this one?

Here's Ron Jeremy, pre-fatness and pre-middle aged.



Also, I just added this one to my Net Flix queue.  Thanks indy!   

[indianasmith]

To quote Andrew . . .

"Egad, the 70's were wooly, weren't they?"

[Jim H]

To quote Andrew . . .

"Egad, the 70's were wooly, weren't they?"

Did you ever see One-Eyed Monster?

There's a bit where Ron Jeremy is filming a porno scene..

Jim: Okay, Ron, take off your sweater.
Ron: [off camera] I'm not wearing a sweater.
Jim: Okay, and... action.