Awesome lines in sort of bad movies

[Trevor]

Albert Magnoli's Street Knight:

Christopher Neame [bad guy cop, aiming a gun at Jeff Speakman]: "Good night, sweet Prince, may flights of angels wing you to thy rest. Shakespeare."

Jeff Speakman [stabs Neame with an knife and empties a ton of bullets into him]: Hasta la vista, baby. Schwarzenegger."

[Trevor]

The Curve a.k.a Dead Man's Curve:

Michael Vartan [to Kerri Russell]: "Hey Emma ~ are you in or are you out?" 

[Andrew]

From "Street Fighter"

Chun Li: "My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces!"
Bison: "I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it."
Chun Li: "You don't remember?"
Bison: "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday."

[Trevor]

Bison: "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday."

[InformationGeek]

I love this line from Cool World.  It is just so awesome coming from what looks like Thumper.

Bunny: (To Police Officer) Boo Woo! Boo Woo! These bad guys didn't play fair! I WANT YOU TO TEAR THEIR MISERABLE FACES INSIDE OUT SO THAT THEIR MOTHER DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THEM! Pretty please?

[Skull]

Demolition Man (1993) is loaded with oneliners that I love [and use even today] :)

Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbSXrH_CPKg

What seems to be your boggle?

[Monster Jungle X-Ray]

Demolition Man (1993) is loaded with oneliners that I love [and use even today] :)

Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbSXrH_CPKg

What seems to be your boggle?

Haha, I still use 'what seems to be your boggle' at least 2 or 3 times a week with the kids. 

[indianasmith]

From THE LOST EMPIRE:

"I hate robot spiders!!"

and . . .

"He's probably off putting Nair on his eyebrows!"

(Sure enough, in the next scene, the goon character's huge, bushy eyebrows were GONE!)

[Saucerman]

"KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!" -- Nicholas Cage, The Wicker Man

[WilliamWeird1313]

Demolition Man (1993) is loaded with oneliners that I love [and use even today] :)

Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbSXrH_CPKg

What seems to be your boggle?

Haha, I still use 'what seems to be your boggle' at least 2 or 3 times a week with the kids. 

Sometimes, when me and my friends drop a lot of f-bombs are other cuss words 'round each other, somebody will pop up with a "John Spartan, you are fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute..."




Also, in regards just to "awesome lines in bad movies"... I really like the one bit from Striptease where somebody asks Ving Rhames if he's crazy, and he says "Yeah, psycho. Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. I have a kick-your-ass fetish." His delivery is a hoot.

[Cthulhu]

"KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!" -- Nicholas Cage, The Wicker Man

NOT THE BEES! OH GOD, NOT THE BEES! ARGH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES!

[Jim H]

In Black Cobra, this one woman keeps going on about how horrible stuff is and other things.

Fred Williamson replies: "You should shut your mouth.  Stupid things keep coming out of it."

In Cyborg Cop, almost every line from John Rhys-Davies is gold.

I can't quite remember them word for word, a little help?

One is: "I can now say, with all modesty, that I am the greatest scientist on the face of the Earth!"

And, of course, "SCIENCE!!"

There's also a few lines where Rhys-Davies pretends to chew out one of his men for shooting a guy.

"I just had that wall cleaned!  Ohhh, I could slap you!"

[lester1/2jr]

I can't remeber what the movie was and I never saw it but I was reading an issue of psychotronic and burst out laughing when he recounted a line from some movie "You look like a penis with dry heaves"