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My mom embarassed me last night.....

Started by Trevor, December 17, 2009, 02:58:01 AM

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Trevor

My mom is spending a few days with me and when she arrived yesterday, I had some undies and socks soaking in the tub before I washed them further.

I heard the following from the bathroom: "Sh*t son, what is this in your underpants?"  :teddyr::buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Mofo Rising

Quote from: Trevor on December 17, 2009, 02:58:01 AM
I heard the following from the bathroom: "Sh*t son, what is this in your underpants?"  :teddyr::buggedout: :buggedout:

Didn't she answer her own question? A mother's love never ends, thank goodness.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

Trevor

Quote from: Mofo Rising on December 17, 2009, 03:15:34 AM
Didn't she answer her own question? A mother's love never ends, thank goodness.

:smile: I think she did, yes.  :thumbup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

paula

Quote from: Trevor on December 17, 2009, 02:58:01 AM
My mom is spending a few days with me and when she arrived yesterday, I had some undies and socks soaking in the tub before I washed them further.


can't you just hear butthead (from beavis and butthead) in the background:  "Heh heh...trevor lives with his mom...heh heh"

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The Burgomaster

I have a friend who came home from camping (the real "roughing it" type of camping . . . not the kind where you rent a trailer with beds and a bathroom at a campground that has a convenience store and restaurants on the premises) and his mother-in-law was at the house with my friend's wife.  They started doing his laundry and the mother-in-law said, "Doesn't your husband know what toilet paper is for?"


 
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

trekgeezer

Quote from: The Burgomaster on December 17, 2009, 11:19:04 AM
I have a friend who came home from camping (the real "roughing it" type of camping . . . not the kind where you rent a trailer with beds and a bathroom at a campground that has a convenience store and restaurants on the premises) and his mother-in-law was at the house with my friend's wife.  They started doing his laundry and the mother-in-law said, "Doesn't your husband know what toilet paper is for?"

Those dry leaves certainly don't work very well.




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Trevor

Quote from: The Burgomaster on December 17, 2009, 11:19:04 AM
They started doing his laundry and the mother-in-law said, "Doesn't your husband know what toilet paper is for?"

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle::buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Joe the Destroyer

"S**t son, what is this in your underpants?"

Typically regarded as famous last words.   :teddyr:

The Burgomaster

I tend to wear dark colored underwear . . . it hides the "mistakes" better than white ones.




"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."