Star Cat: The Next Generation

sprite75 · January 27, 2011, 01:47:44 AM

Klingons and Romulans thought Kirk was a bad-ass? Wait til they get a load of me!

Hammock Rider · January 27, 2011, 10:47:55 AM

Crew I want you to welcome aboard Dr. Noonian Soong's pet, MR. BOOTS, the Positronic Cat.

American_Jedi · January 27, 2011, 10:35:02 PM

Having vanquished Data's evil twin 'Lor', Picard & the rest of the crew have yet to discover who's mistaking the 'Crystalline Entity' for "Fresh Step" w/ scent crystals.

Jack · January 28, 2011, 08:00:57 AM

Wonder if Counselor Troi will notice that I peed in her chair?

Wag · January 28, 2011, 07:46:04 PM

Neelix was surprised to discover that Piccard's chair was more comfy that Janeway's

sprite75 · January 30, 2011, 05:49:38 PM

Borg: We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Cat: We are the cats. Lower your shields and surrender those cube things you call ships. Your culture will adapt to service us, to bring us as much catnip, treats, and toys as we want when we want. Resistance is futile!

Olivia Bauer · January 30, 2011, 07:11:04 PM

SLIGHTLY RACIST!!

Someone hide him from Sulu!

sprite75 · February 01, 2011, 12:47:19 AM

All I need is some wet cat food and I'll be all set.

HarlotBug3 · February 04, 2011, 12:40:48 PM

"Our orders are to set a course for Melmac 2...I have a bad feeling about this."