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I wish I had known

Started by sprite75, January 08, 2010, 11:28:29 PM

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sprite75

January 08, 2010, 11:28:29 PM


Wife: I wish I had known this was what marriage would be like after 15 years.
Husband: (snoring loudly)
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Leah

#1
January 08, 2010, 11:46:48 PM
suddenly, robbers robbed the Robertson's of all of their items
yeah no.

silkandspikes

#2
January 15, 2010, 05:04:32 PM
You can't have a water bed without a whale.

Mr. DS

#3
January 15, 2010, 05:16:45 PM
Foreplay just wasn't the same as when they were thin and young. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#4
January 17, 2010, 07:16:22 PM
"Hey hey hey, quit hoggin' the covers, b***h."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Leah

#5
January 17, 2010, 07:55:13 PM
the funny thing is that it is 1:00 P.M.
yeah no.

retrorussell

#6
January 17, 2010, 09:17:01 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on January 08, 2010, 11:28:29 PM


To prevent excessive methane poisoning in the household, they sleep with their backs to each other and pass their farts back and forth during the night.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#7
January 18, 2010, 07:12:56 PM
Both the husband and wife are pregnant  :tongueout:
yeah no.
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