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A film that the studios can't remake ?

Started by joejoeherron, January 24, 2010, 01:31:37 AM

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vukxfiles

Oh my god, the Americans are making a remake of Death at a Funeral, which was produced in 2007 :buggedout:

Leah

yeah no.

AndyC

A lot of the movies mentioned here were really products of their time, and can't be taken out of their original context without losing something. But that never stopped anybody from doing it. I'd have said Vanishing Point couldn't be remade, not just because it was a good movie, but that setting just doesn't exist anymore. Not just the clash of generations, of establishment vs. counterculture, but also the tools and methods of the police. The highway system itself isn't the same as it was then. But that didn't stop somebody from remaking it, albeit just for TV. And in trying to make it work, they turned Kowalski from a loner to a family man, implied that he survived the crash (making it more of a brilliant plan than a tragic and senseless act). Worst of all, they gave him a reason for what he was doing. The whole point of the first movie was trying to understand the seemingly random acts of this man. And the cops didn't think he was a terrorist, they were just doing what cops do - trying to stop a speeder. It all just got out of hand, leading up to an ending that leaves everyone asking "why?" All that got thrown out the window to make a superficially similar car chase movie.

So, there really are no movies that can't be remade, only those that shouldn't.
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JaseSF

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They shouldn't remake the following. Doesn't mean they won't try though:

BRAZIL
ON THE WATERFRONT
VERTIGO
CITIZEN KANE

The fact they remade THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, PSYCHO and even CASABLANCA (ripped off in numerous other films most abominably BARB WIRE shows they'll remake anything).
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Chainsawmidget

976-Evil.  Considering that nobody actually uses 976 numbers anymore, it just wouldn't work.

Also Star Wars. 


AndyC

Quote from: Chainsawmidget on January 26, 2010, 06:55:51 PM
976-Evil.  Considering that nobody actually uses 976 numbers anymore, it just wouldn't work.

Also Star Wars. 

Star Wars doesn't need to be remade, just refurbished every few years.
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WingedSerpent

Going back to the idea that many movies are products of their time..

The FX movies and The Wizard of Speed and Time.

Movies that celebrated practical effects over CGI.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Psycho Circus

Quote from: WingedSerpent on January 27, 2010, 12:16:52 PM
Going back to the idea that many movies are products of their time..

The FX movies and The Wizard of Speed and Time.

Movies that celebrated practical effects over CGI.

Yeah, nobody would have a clue how to make those types of films without CGI!

vukxfiles

The Karate Kid was a movie of it's time in every way, but the dumbasses are producing a remake of it, and karate isn't even popular between youth anymore.

AndyC

Quote from: vukxfiles on January 27, 2010, 03:58:43 PM
The Karate Kid was a movie of it's time in every way, but the dumbasses are producing a remake of it, and karate isn't even popular between youth anymore.

And Pat Morita was one of a kind.
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Raffine

Quote from: Doc Daneeka on January 24, 2010, 09:52:26 PM
They won't remake London After Midnight because the bad guy wasn't really a vampire and (If I recall correctly) was trying to get a family fortune by scaring people, not killing them :) ...also, no one would take the hypnosis element seriously :P

Actually, Tod Browning DID remake this, as MARK OF THE VAMPIRE (1935) with Lugosi as the fake bloodsucker.
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Monster Jungle X-Ray

Quote from: Bull on January 26, 2010, 11:35:45 AM
Mad Max 1&2

For sure. Mad Max 2 (AKA The Road Warrior) has to be the one of the most perfect action movies ever made. If remade it would probably look something like the recent Death Race.

" Society doesn't accept us because of what we are, so we're an enemy of society. " - Pa Mooney, THE RATS ARE COMING! THE WEREWOLVES ARE HERE!

Mr. Bronson

In general, most remakes are not as good as the original.

God the Worms

What about Micheal Bay directing a remake of Eraserhead starring Will Smith  :bouncegiggle: