The worst smells for you?

[Psycho Circus]

Palmer's body lotion. This chick used to get me to rub it on her boobs and butt, but it stunk to high heaven. I can't even descibe the smell it was that bizzare. It was supposed to be coconut and toffee, but didn't smell like either.

But hey, it had to be done. 

[wickednick]

Old sour milk, breweries and vomit. These three smells will make me gag every time in fact I can't even look at vomit with out the need to vomit.I live in Milwaukee and everytime I have to go near the miller brewing company the smell of brewing yeast is unbearable. Crickets are another horrible thing. If you ever had a reptile and thought it was a good idea to keep a couple hundred of these horrible smelly creatures you know what I mean. Imagine decaying bodies and ammonia.

Interesting side note, weird smells that I like: Cigarettes Marlboro red in particular, old books, ozone.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Steamed cauliflower-  Smells like a really nasty fart.  I remember the first time my mom made that stuff.  I came home from school, about 8 at the time, and said, "Did someone fart?"  She was pretty p**sed I'd said that.  Even to this day I can't stomach the smell.

Cat crap- Thankfully, I use a cat litter that takes care of the odor.  I've always hated the smell of cat crap, especially once it begins to pervade a living space.

Hematochezia- It's a medical term.  It means a condition of blood in stools.  I smell it all the time at work, and it's horrid.  It's not just poopy, but poopy and a little coppery. 

Long time BO- Not just someone who didn't put on deodorant or hasn't showered in a few days.  It's a smell like someone p**sed his/herself, rolled in the dirt, and just took off their shoes and socks after a long day of work.  I used to smell this a lot more when I worked at Wal-Mart.  I felt badly for these kind of people because I think they were missing something vital in their self-awareness. 

Unwashed girl parts- Umm... I almost feel embarrassed going there, but... yeah... It's definitely part of the list.

I've never smelled chicken crap before, but I think it would definitely wind up on this list after hearing some of your stories.   

[Mr. DS]

Unwashed girl parts- Umm... I almost feel embarrassed going there, but... yeah... It's definitely part of the list.

Ohhhh yes.   The things we have to fight through at times to get what we want.

[Psycho Circus]

Unwashed girl parts- Umm... I almost feel embarrassed going there, but... yeah... It's definitely part of the list.

Ohhhh yes.   The things we have to fight through at times to get what we want.

Yeah, I hate it when they get all that brown goopy discharge crap. 

[Javakoala]

Unwashed girl parts- Umm... I almost feel embarrassed going there, but... yeah... It's definitely part of the list.

Ohhhh yes.   The things we have to fight through at times to get what we want.

Yeah, I hate it when they get all that brown goopy discharge crap. 

That was just wrong, Circus.  Thanks.

But as my pappy used to say, "Once you get past the smell, you got it licked."   

[Leah]

Unwashed girl parts- Umm... I almost feel embarrassed going there, but... yeah... It's definitely part of the list.

Ohhhh yes.   The things we have to fight through at times to get what we want.

Yeah, I hate it when they get all that brown goopy discharge crap. 

That was just wrong, Circus.  Thanks.

But as my pappy used to say, "Once you get past the smell, you got it licked."   

wow 

[AndyC]

I'd also like to add dog farts to my list, especially from elderly pooches. I have an 11-year-old Brittany Spaniel sleeping behind my chair right now, and he's giving me the silent-but-deadly treatment.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Death, because it is a sweet smell, and I don't mean pleasantly sweet.

One of the colleges I attended was on two levels: the upper and the lower, and it also processed its own sewage,so it had its own sewage plant. And to get from one level to the other, you had to walk right by the plant, and people would often complain about the smell, but that's when I knew they had never smelled death, for as bad as that sewage smell was, it was not as bad as the smell of death.

For the smell of death is not just one smell, but a combination of many smells: s***, p***, motor oil, hot cordite, body rot, blood, etc. The smell is especially bad on a hot day. I have never smell anything worse than death.

[Leah]

diesel very bad smell
dog pee
CLR cleaning stuff
Dirty dogs, my sister has a Chihuahua that smells like bad nachos
dogs when they come in
dumpsters

[JaseSF]

The guy next door when he visits. Seriously he stinks worse than anything else I've smelled in my life and I've smelled plenty nasty foul things in my time. This guy next door is about 400 pounds, 6'5 and basically just plain doesn't bath as much as he needs to. Feel kinda sorry for the guy, as he's basically almost all alone in the world (his family don't have a lot to do with him) in some ways but man I hates to see him come because anywhere he sits seriously needs to be Febreze sprayed.

[retrorussell]

Broccoli steam.  My folks, if they're serving it when I'm visiting, will wave it at me just to p**s me off.  It works!

[Leah]

diesel very bad smell
dog pee
CLR cleaning stuff
Dirty dogs, my sister has a Chihuahua that smells like bad nachos
dogs when they come in
dumpsters

to go into diesel, i mean truck diesel. tractor diesel is....pleasant to me

[JaseSF]

My flatulence. Not really pleasant for those around me either. Even worse now that I've started to eat a bit healthier.