TV's Freddy

[TheDope]

What are you doing watching "Jerry Springer"?  Go to bed, kid!!

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Do not attempt to adjust your television.  We control the vertical.  We control the horizontal.  We control the Fox Network."

[Jack]

That's right folks, the Freddy Kreuger novelty rabbit ears antenna can be yours for the low low price of only $19.95.  But if you call within the next five minutes, the Jason Voorhees popcorn popper will be added to your order at NO EXTRA COST!!!

[Jay the Magnificent]

damn, these digital antennas are freaky as hell

[BTM]

Caroline hadn't taken her parents seriously when they warned her about the new V-Chip they installed which would "...GUARANTEE she'd not watch anything above PG."

[Terf]

Freddy, before you sever my head, could you turn a little to the left? "Who's the Boss?" isn't coming in as good as I'd like.

[AndyC]

Early Tivo

[retrorussell]

Freddy's audition for My Favorite Martian.

[SPazzo]

I didn't know that Blu-ray was this realistic!

[Mr. DS]

Freddy:  "I'm not going to kill you, I have much more evil plans that that...now enjoy your Disney teen programming  marathon for the rest of your nightmare...muhahahaha..."

[vukxfiles]

It's prime-time, b***h!

[Chainsawmidget]

Freddy Krueger
More than meets the eye
Freddy Krueger
homicidal manics in disguise

[sprite75]

Push the button, Freddy!

[Draug]

That the television suddenly grew a burnt victim's head didn't worry her that much. What really worried her was that the Abraham family still used a CRT television.