The Blob

Draug · February 25, 2010, 10:05:19 AM

"Uuuuulph. Euuulph. H fgoth bthholes oustue."
Translated: Heeelp! Heeelp! I forgot to make breathing holes in my costume.

Jack · February 25, 2010, 12:01:01 PM

The new Glad Stretch-Flex garbage bags undergo field testing.

Mr. DS · February 25, 2010, 12:15:13 PM

"Chewed....gasp...too much....gasp...gum...blew bubble...dying....need...gasp...help..."

Leah · February 25, 2010, 06:24:26 PM

Help, i dont wanna spanking!

retrorussell · February 25, 2010, 10:13:16 PM

Quote from: Draug on February 25, 2010, 10:05:19 AM

Hey! Who put the yogurt on the top shelf without a lid on??? Yuck!!!

sideorderofninjas · February 25, 2010, 11:14:09 PM

The dangers of a teenager with 500 tubs of slime from the 1980s...

JJ80 · February 25, 2010, 11:20:41 PM

HELP....................The candyfloss is overpowering me!

retrorussell · February 26, 2010, 12:05:54 AM

He should've used Hubba Bubba. It won't stick to your face.

vukxfiles · February 26, 2010, 04:37:28 AM

He's just come out of King Kong's nose.

TheDope · February 28, 2010, 10:33:10 PM

See, Tom Cruise? Toldja not to eat that placenta....

Joe the Destroyer · March 01, 2010, 04:08:09 AM

"Circumcision? Why?"

AndyC · March 18, 2010, 09:22:49 AM

After numerous focus groups, McDonalds decided against a new, edgier Grimace.

feiyen · March 18, 2010, 04:50:10 PM

condom tester, was really mislead on what the job entailed.

AndyC · March 18, 2010, 05:29:32 PM

You Can't Do That on Television: The Move!

Leah · March 18, 2010, 05:37:12 PM

got...to...reach...for....the....ax.....