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Started by sprite75, April 18, 2010, 09:49:50 PM

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sprite75

April 18, 2010, 09:49:50 PM


Guard holding pike: Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

retrorussell

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April 18, 2010, 11:37:39 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on April 18, 2010, 09:49:50 PM


Guard on left: Sorry, but all new recruits must undertake a prostate exam.  Please drop your pants and bend over. 
New recruit (looking at spear): HELLS NO!!!  (runs away screaming)
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Flangepart

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April 24, 2010, 09:30:52 AM
So, just how did you convince the Pope to let you do the 'Michael Jackson' look, anyhoo?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

TheDope

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April 28, 2010, 08:33:20 PM



A scene from Harold and Kumar Go To The Vatican.


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