Shatnerology time again.

[trekgeezer]

Time once again to pay homage to the most holy, glorious, and bloated OTS (that's the One True Shatner for you non-believers). 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0GAjK64VZg&feature=player_embedded

For this and other examples of the most holy toupeed one's greatness, visit the First Church of Shatnerology.

Check out this page for sure http://www.shatnerology.com/kirk.html

[Flick James]

I belong to the Chuch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, because I get to dress like a pirate as part of my faith, but no disrespect to Shatnerology.

This seems to be the generation of satirical faiths. It's funny because with all these fake churches, and things like Chuck Norris Facts, I picture that scene from Conan the Barbarian when they're asking each other "What Gods do you pray to?" OTS? Flying Spaghetti Monster? Chuck Norris? And getting into arguments over which one is stronger. Okay, now, you Chuck Norris freaks, don't get all riled up. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is greater than Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris applied a roundhouse kick to the FSM, it would just goosh into His Noodly Goodness without causing any damage, and Chuck would end up with sauce all over his cowboy boot.

[Trevor]

I loved that line "One word: Miri." 

[The Burgomaster]

Did you ever catch Shatner's appearance on Merv Griffin (or maybe it was Mike Douglas) probably around 1976 where Shatner did a short reading from WAR OF THE WORLDS?  His voice was perfect for it.