Linus was right

[Nukie 2]

"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about."

[Rev. Powell]

Wait, you're saying I'm supposed to cut at the base of the tree, NOT on my carotid artery?  And you're only telling me this NOW?

[Mr. DS]

Wow, Herme The Elf sure hasn't turned out well. 

[Mr. DS]

Big Announcer Voice:  "For a limited time only on CD and Cassette, A Black Metal Christmas! Featuring the holiday favorites 'A Reindeer Sacrifice For Satan,  All I Want For Christmas Is My Stage Makeup, The Screams Of The Newborn King' and many others!!!"

[Leah]

Leave me and my Tree alone OR ELSE!

[Chainsawmidget]

After seeing Mr. Johnson's unique form of Calculus lessons, the University quickly began to rethink their policies on Teacher's Seniority. 

[AndyC]

"Do we really have to cut our own tree. It's cold out, and I am seriously screwing this up."

[Mr. DS]

Ironically the band's name was "Hypothermia".