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Started by macabre, June 30, 2010, 01:39:03 PM

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macabre

HI
Here is a stupid question i thought of beginning with why.

Why do some men insist on standing next to the urinal for at least a further two minutes ,when it is obvious they have finished having a p**s? . Perhaps it is to cop a quick look at the person next to them(you know guys compare the size) .Maybe they are embarrassed ,
anyway what is your stupid question of the day beginning with why?

MACABRE
GEEZ! I NEVER REALISED A BRAIN WEIGHED SO MUCH.
WHY HAVE YOU GOT A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND? I HAVEN'T IT'S IN YOUR CHEST.
A MARATHON! MY WIFE COULDN'T RUN A BATH WITHOUT FEELING TIRED.

indianasmith

Because if you rush it, that last little trickle gets in your drawers, and before you know it, you move to South Africa and change your name to Trevor!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on June 30, 2010, 01:59:14 PM
Because if you rush it, that last little trickle gets in your drawers, and before you know it, you move to South Africa and change your name to Trevor!

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Jack

Quote from: macabre on June 30, 2010, 01:39:03 PM
anyway what is your stupid question of the day beginning with why?

Why do people seem so obsessed with having TINY electronic gizmos, yet at the same time they're becoming less and less concerned with the size of their own bodies?  People get larger and larger but it's vital that their phone, ipod, camera, handheld game console and everything else be as small as a credit card.  This stuff is all very inconvenient to use because you can barely hold it in your hand, and one average sized finger can cover about 10 buttons at once.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Leah

Why is it that fans of Justin What's-his-f**king-last-name-is always has to bad mouth metal?
yeah no.

retrorussell

Why do people STILL hold their cell phone and drive at the same time?  GET THE HANDS-FREE DEVICE MORONS!!!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

I wrote a piece on this amongst other awful public bathroom behavior on my blog.  Public bathrooms are awful
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trekgeezer

Hey, some older guys (not me) have prostrate problems and it take them forever to get started and then to finish.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Hammock Rider

WHY? Don't people just do what I tell them?
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Skull

Why do people hold important cellphone calls in the public bathroom?

Paquita

Quote from: Skull on July 15, 2010, 03:54:49 PM
Why do people hold important cellphone calls in the public bathroom?

So you can eavesdrop, whilst dropping other things..duh!

Trevor

Quote from: Paquita on July 15, 2010, 05:55:28 PM
So you can eavesdrop, whilst dropping other things..duh!

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